Musica: The Father’s Day Funny Song – Bryan Oden 2013

Child to Father Song

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THE FATHER’S DAY FUNNY SONG

Verse 1
Every day you keep me safe and warm and loved and fed
But today’s your special day, It was my turn instead
So I got up at 5 a.m. I’ve-been working hard since then
Some things I didn’t get quite right, next year I’ll try again

Verse 2
Just for you, I did my best to cut my own hair
Some places came out pretty good. And some are kind of bare
I washed all your nicest clothes, but the washer wasn’t free
So I used the dishwasher Pretty smart of me!

CHORUS:
Remember no one’s perfect Every kid has faults
Remember it’s the thought that counts, more than the results
My heart was in the right place even though I did it wrong
It was all to say on Father’s day my love for you is strong

Verse 3
I vacuumed really quietly I didn’t use the power
I cleaned your dirty iPad screen, I held it in the shower
I painted all the ceilings it was easy with the mop
Now the carpet’s painted too with cool rainbow drops!

Verse 4
I answered all your work emails with “Just leave me alone”
And we gave a prince from Scandinavia a loan
I watered all the house plants with the garden hose
I forgot to turn it off sometimes that’s how it goes

CHORUS:
Remember no one’s perfect Every kid has faults
Remember it’s the thought that counts, more than the results
My heart was in the right place even though I did it wrong
It was all to say on Father’s day my love for you is strong

Verse 5
Your car’s shiny inside and out with lots of olive oil
Who knew that oatmeal splatters up so high and far on boil
I tried to make you orange juice but I spilled it on the floor
I tried to fry you bacon we don’t have a stove no more

Verse 6
Since you can’t really cook this week I called the pizza place
I emptied out the fridge and freezer so there’s enough space
They should be here any time, two dozen pizza pies
I paid with your credit card, I hope that you’re surprised


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